Getting ready this morning, I take off my robe to get dressed. Lily looks at me and says… “Woowwww Mama… big!” Note the drawn out wow.
Driving Lily to the sitter, it’s raining and I drive right by the road I am supposed to turn left on. I go down the road a bit and turn around. As I make my way back to the turn I missed wondering what the hell is wrong with me, I notice that the ginormous semi truck waiting to get off the expressway decides that me having a green light isn’t important and he begins to pull out in front of me. Did I mention it’s raining? I slam on the breaks and let out an appropriate “What the f*#%”
You know where this is going right? From the backseat I hear an oh so cute “What the f*#%”
Mom of the year.
I flip the truck driver off as I beep my horn when I pass him. Lily says again cutely “Beep beep Mama!”
Yes Lily, beep beep.